Outrage from pundits about Trump's golfing would increase exponentially if only Obama would tag along

GOP Does America

Now that GOP has smoke screened America over Steve King they can resume business as usual: suppressing the vote; caging children; destroying the environment; protecting a Russian operative; and of course freedom

Permalink | Comments Off on GOP Does America | Published on January 15th, 2019

Shutdown!

WH reveals plans for Space Force to oversee the southern border. “The president, who in his role as chief technology genius, envisions SF teleporting illegal crossers to deserted islands,” said an aide

WH says Stephen Miller to travel with Donald Trump to the border. “The president wants someone to demonstrate a steel slat wall can’t be climbed and Stephen drew the short straw,” said an aide

100% Drained Swamp Amulets Two for One today only! #ShutdownSideHustles

WH advance copy of Trump’s speech tonight highlights his threat to threaten a National emergency. “He’s spending today’s executive time threatening staff to get ready for tonight,” said an aide

Even my dear, sweet mother says #ImpeachTheMotherFucker
Is ‘Impeach his ass’ better?

So when is Donald Trump going to appear on Drunk History?

WH bristles over Nancy Pelosi’s “beaded curtain” slam. “We’re thinking plain shower curtains with bars painted on them,” said an aide

#ToyWarningLabels Before opening know you’re not your parents’ favorite child

Permalink | Comments Off on Shutdown! | Published on January 10th, 2019

Chaos on Aisle Twitter

Dejected bots victimized by #TwitterLockOut seen boarding Aeroflot flights. “We go home for to get new assignments,” said one

Achmed the Dead Terrorist might be the perfect comedian for @realDonaldTrump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner… although seeing a talking puppet may hit too close to home

Breaking: Buses seen lining up near WH. “They’re hoping for the honor of being the one President Trump throws John Kelly under,” said a staffer

Report: The end of the world slated for March 1st. Asked why God responded, “Single. Word. Sentences.”

WH denying rumors that Donald Trump has converted parts of the residence into a par three course. “That load of sand? It was for the water filters,” said an aide

Trump’s military parade to be led by a big red button

Report: Trump demands aides find body double to ride in the planned Pentagon military parade. “He’s afraid of tanks,” said a staffer

Permalink | Comments Off on Chaos on Aisle Twitter | Published on February 21st, 2018

Reports, Sources and various twitter thoughts

Report: Interviews with this year’s graduating class at Betsy DeVos Sr. High School reveal students who display an amazing array of small word sentences and a total lack of intellectual curiosity

Report: Although he won’t be campaigning for Roy Moore the president will be spending more time at Mar-a-Largo talking to his portrait

How soon before Trump declares the South won the Civil War, but decided to save the win until now?

Is celebrating the anniversary of one’s twitter verified badge a thing yet?

#OddThingsFoundInMyFridge A village of tiny Norwegian ice sculptors

#OddThingsFoundInMyFridge A moldy cheese block carved to resemble a thanksgivings turkey

Hannity adherents are the very definition of what my mother used to say, “If your friends jumped off a cliff…”

Report: President Trump’s approach to China described by aide as “eighth dimensional Go Fish”

Trump tells staff he can eat Chinese food while in Asia because MSG only occurs in a 50 square block area around Madison Square Garden

Donald Trump is a human chain letter from your wingnut uncle

My personal algorithm tells me it’s time to watch Fox News. Screw you algorithm!! #MyAlgorithm

Chief of Staff Kelly of the Mueller investigation: “It is very distracting to the president.” Golf balls are distracting to this president

Source: WH staff desperately seeking distractions from Mueller actions today. ‘We had ruled out a heart attack, but it’s making a comeback’

WH aides mystified the President’s new app #ThePres hasn’t taken off. Said one, “Sure he’s full of himself, but isn’t why we elected him?”

Report: The Physician to the President says he’s seeing an increase in staffers suffering blurred vision from too much eye rolling

Breaking: Trump IQ test reveals he is, in fact, a moron

Permalink | Comments Off on Reports, Sources and various twitter thoughts | Published on December 2nd, 2017

Show Me the Shoe

Source: Seeking a show of solidarity with Russia WH aides urge that when speaking to the UN on Tuesday Donald Trump pound the dais with a shoe.

A person close to the President says Trump might go for it, but only if it’s a shoe from Ivanka’s collection

Permalink | Comments Off on Show Me the Shoe | Published on September 16th, 2017

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