Taking a cue from U.S. skier Lindsey Vonn who is using cheese to treat a severe bruise former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin says she is using moose dung to improve her memory. Palin drew attention at a rally when tea partiers expressed concern about discoloration on her forehead. Pressed for details Ms. Palin said, “Yes, it’s moose dung. I’m worried that ink from my hand notes will go to my brain. A friend told me her sister tired it and hasn’t forgotten a thing since.” A Palin spokesman said she’ll continue with the dung, “as long as it works, and doesn’t smell too much.”

Commenting on the situation RNC Chairman Michael Steele said, “It looks like a tanning bed accident. Hey, as long as she doesn’t go blackface I’m okay with it.”

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