Golf Cart Races

On return to the White House after his August vacation Donald Trump will host the first annual ‘Golf Cart Races for God’ event. Winning racers will be allowed to bask in the glow of President Trump, touch Ivanka’s hand and watch Melania brood for 5 minutes. After the race there will be a ‘Dunk a Staffer’ challenge featuring H.R. McMaster taking pot shots at Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller.

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