We appreciate a performance, speech or other activity by applauding, but slapping one’s hands together seems so violent doesn’t it 👏

How about a nicely tuned fart instead? An increasingly sweeter smell could show a higher level of pleasure 😇

Sour smells could be ranked with a ‘ewww’ factor. The stronger a ‘ewww’ the worse the rating. Use of the dog optional 🐩

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"Don’t Applaud" by was published on September 15th, 2017 and is listed in Humor, Life in America.

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