We appreciate a performance, speech or other activity by applauding, but slapping one’s hands together seems so violent doesn’t it 👏
How about a nicely tuned fart instead? An increasingly sweeter smell could show a higher level of pleasure 😇
Sour smells could be ranked with a ‘ewww’ factor. The stronger a ‘ewww’ the worse the rating. Use of the dog optional 🐩
