Report: Interviews with this year’s graduating class at Betsy DeVos Sr. High School reveal students who display an amazing array of small word sentences and a total lack of intellectual curiosity
Report: Although he won’t be campaigning for Roy Moore the president will be spending more time at Mar-a-Largo talking to his portrait
How soon before Trump declares the South won the Civil War, but decided to save the win until now?
Is celebrating the anniversary of one’s twitter verified badge a thing yet?
#OddThingsFoundInMyFridge A village of tiny Norwegian ice sculptors
#OddThingsFoundInMyFridge A moldy cheese block carved to resemble a thanksgivings turkey
Hannity adherents are the very definition of what my mother used to say, “If your friends jumped off a cliff…”
Report: President Trump’s approach to China described by aide as “eighth dimensional Go Fish”
Trump tells staff he can eat Chinese food while in Asia because MSG only occurs in a 50 square block area around Madison Square Garden
Donald Trump is a human chain letter from your wingnut uncle
My personal algorithm tells me it’s time to watch Fox News. Screw you algorithm!! #MyAlgorithm
Chief of Staff Kelly of the Mueller investigation: “It is very distracting to the president.” Golf balls are distracting to this president
Source: WH staff desperately seeking distractions from Mueller actions today. ‘We had ruled out a heart attack, but it’s making a comeback’
WH aides mystified the President’s new app #ThePres hasn’t taken off. Said one, “Sure he’s full of himself, but isn’t why we elected him?”
Report: The Physician to the President says he’s seeing an increase in staffers suffering blurred vision from too much eye rolling
Breaking: Trump IQ test reveals he is, in fact, a moron
