Dejected bots victimized by #TwitterLockOut seen boarding Aeroflot flights. “We go home for to get new assignments,” said one
Achmed the Dead Terrorist might be the perfect comedian for @realDonaldTrump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner… although seeing a talking puppet may hit too close to home
Breaking: Buses seen lining up near WH. “They’re hoping for the honor of being the one President Trump throws John Kelly under,” said a staffer
Report: The end of the world slated for March 1st. Asked why God responded, “Single. Word. Sentences.”
WH denying rumors that Donald Trump has converted parts of the residence into a par three course. “That load of sand? It was for the water filters,” said an aide
Trump’s military parade to be led by a big red button
Report: Trump demands aides find body double to ride in the planned Pentagon military parade. “He’s afraid of tanks,” said a staffer
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