WH reveals plans for Space Force to oversee the southern border. “The president, who in his role as chief technology genius, envisions SF teleporting illegal crossers to deserted islands,” said an aide

WH says Stephen Miller to travel with Donald Trump to the border. “The president wants someone to demonstrate a steel slat wall can’t be climbed and Stephen drew the short straw,” said an aide

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WH advance copy of Trump’s speech tonight highlights his threat to threaten a National emergency. “He’s spending today’s executive time threatening staff to get ready for tonight,” said an aide

Even my dear, sweet mother says #ImpeachTheMotherFucker
Is ‘Impeach his ass’ better?

So when is Donald Trump going to appear on Drunk History?

WH bristles over Nancy Pelosi’s “beaded curtain” slam. “We’re thinking plain shower curtains with bars painted on them,” said an aide

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