Posts by Lahdee
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    Dejected bots victimized by #TwitterLockOut seen boarding Aeroflot flights. “We go home for to get new assignments,” said one Achmed the Dead Terrorist might be the perfect comedian for @realDonaldTrump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner… although seeing a talking puppet may hit too close to home Breaking: Buses seen lining up near WH. “They’re […]

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    Report: Interviews with this year’s graduating class at Betsy DeVos Sr. High School reveal students who display an amazing array of small word sentences and a total lack of intellectual curiosity Report: Although he won’t be campaigning for Roy Moore the president will be spending more time at Mar-a-Largo talking to his portrait How soon […]

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    Source: Seeking a show of solidarity with Russia WH aides urge that when speaking to the UN on Tuesday Donald Trump pound the dais with a shoe. A person close to the President says Trump might go for it, but only if it’s a shoe from Ivanka’s collection

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    We appreciate a performance, speech or other activity by applauding, but slapping one’s hands together seems so violent doesn’t it 👏 How about a nicely tuned fart instead? An increasingly sweeter smell could show a higher level of pleasure 😇 Sour smells could be ranked with a ‘ewww’ factor. The stronger a ‘ewww’ the worse […]

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    On return to the White House after his August vacation Donald Trump will host the first annual ‘Golf Cart Races for God’ event. Winning racers will be allowed to bask in the glow of President Trump, touch Ivanka’s hand and watch Melania brood for 5 minutes. After the race there will be a ‘Dunk a […]

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