Recent Humor

  • by Lahdee

    We appreciate a performance, speech or other activity by applauding, but slapping one’s hands together seems so violent doesn’t it 👏 How about a nicely tuned fart instead? An increasingly sweeter smell could show a higher level of pleasure 😇 Sour smells could be ranked with a ‘ewww’ factor. The stronger a ‘ewww’ the worse […]

  • by Lahdee

    The year is ending and a new one is upon us. Conveniently tomorrow is a great day to declare a new start, particularly if you’ve had a less than stellar year. If you are the economy, the Democratic Party or even Christine O’Donnell tomorrow is the perfect opportunity to put it all behind, to begin […]

  • by Lahdee

    According to a survey the average age of Fox News viewers is sixty five years old. In a survey released by analyst Steve Sternberg, Fox News has the oldest audience among fully distributed cable networks. The network’s average viewer last season was 65 years old, according to Nielsen. Heck, it’s viewers are even older than […]

  • by Lahdee

    Al Qaeda may have begun publishing an English language magazine called “Inspire.” It includes a feature about how to “make a bomb in the kitchen of your mom.” Also offered is a Personals section, “Young bomber seeks virgins for after life fun. Contact Jihad72, Sana’a.” A letter to the advice column “Dear Osama” asks, “Is […]

  • by Lahdee

    While shopping the other day I was bumped into by a young man. He apologized, but wouldn’t look me in the eye. I told him it was alright. He looked so sad I asked if anything was the matter. “It’s nothing,” he said in a quiet voice. He did not look up. “Really I’m fine,” […]

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