Sarah Palin’s coming to Scottsdale, her and Todd. Apparently they’ve bought a place in North Scottsdale, no doubt somewhere up near McDowell Mountain. It’s wild and beautiful there. Welcome neighbor, there are some things you’ll need to know about living in the desert. First, always be kind to the Javelina. While experts say be wary […]

Today in Phoenix was just like any other after a full moon, the governor shone brightly and the morons basked in the glow. Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona thinks the Birther Bill she just vetoed, “…is a bridge too far.” Pressed for clarification the Governor admitted she hadn’t named the bridge, but was confident it […]

An assassination attempt was made on a Democratic legislator yesterday. She was gravely wounded and innocent people killed in the attempt. The families of these people are hurting, so too America at large. This is a major blow to our psyche. There will likely be calls for civility in political discourse and for a toning […]

Once again the republicans look to defend our best interests and our honor. This time by repealing that nasty ass, socialist Obamacare. You know the legislation that’ll protect us from having coverages limited by health insurance company arbitrary ceilings; the very same one that allows us to keep the children on our policy until they’re […]

The year is ending and a new one is upon us. Conveniently tomorrow is a great day to declare a new start, particularly if you’ve had a less than stellar year. If you are the economy, the Democratic Party or even Christine O’Donnell tomorrow is the perfect opportunity to put it all behind, to begin […]