Recent RNC

  • by Lahdee

    The President is off to the Gulf coast to view the effects of the BP disaster. Although the oil flow hasn’t been stemmed there is still the environmental impact to be addressed. Efforts so far appear to be cleaning of wildlife and placement of booms. RNC Chairman Michael Steele thinks his membership can offer a […]

  • by Lahdee

    In order to insure party discipline and financial stability the RNC has proposed embedding microchips in the middle finger of supporters’ right hands. “We’ll pass on talking points at night and get money during the day,” said RNC Chairman Michael Steele. “All you have to do is flash your middle finger and we tap into […]

  • by Lahdee

    In a piece from McClatchy on Michael Steele’s problems, David Bossie, head of Citizens United in Washington, said many of the 600,000 conservative activists in his group were disappointed by Steele’s performance. “I believe he’s well-meaning, he’s a super guy, a smart guy, incredibly articulate, but sometimes you have to look at the greater good,” […]

  • by Lahdee

    In response to criticism Michael Steele has announced new rules for fundraising by the RNC. In a statement today the chairman decried previous efforts, “We can’t do it that way,” he said, “or at least we can’t get caught at it.” Asked if “getting caught” was motivation for the new rules Steele maintained, “If you […]

  • by Lahdee

    The republicans say they finally got the President to acknowledge they do have ideas. Despite all the evidence that “No” is not an idea the party of “No” is this morning celebrating this victory over, well nobody’s quite clear what the victory is, but it has been declared and so must be true. In an […]

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