August 14, 2008

PUMA’s Beware

Just a note for you PUMAs who are thinking about voting for John McCain. Ralph Reed, McCain’s newest buddy, wants your cash. That’s Ralph Reed of […]
August 13, 2008

Today We Are All TBA

Realizing how easy a turn of phrase can be McCain campaign staffer Josh Populi has loaded “Today we are all XXX” into the teleprompter used by […]
August 12, 2008

Winatude Strikes a Blow!

McClatchy reports Democrat Barack Obama has captured the support of some Republicans. “Republicans for Obama” supporter Jim Leach (former Congressman from Iowa) hopes …Obama would return […]
August 11, 2008

Text Message from John

I just got a text message from the McCain campaign. I think it had to do with Barack Obama’s impending veep selection. my bffs how bout […]
August 10, 2008

Helping with Expenses

The RNC has announced a $10 Million cash shortfall in funding for it’s upcoming national convention. To help close the gap the Telecommunicating Association Companies of […]
August 10, 2008

It’s Time to Win

In a effort to keep his campaign from becoming irrelevant John McCain has attacked Barack Obama for his position on winning. “He’s touring Hawaii now,” says […]
August 9, 2008

Sunday Duckie Blogging

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. The Duckies are in the pool, which is a good thing cause that’s where they should be, the sun […]
August 8, 2008

Breaking, McCain vacation announced!

The McCain campaign has announced that the Senator will be vacationing in Nashcar, Missouri next week. Spokesperson Jill ‘Big Hair’ Austine read a statement, “We know […]
August 6, 2008

Look!

The long missing unity pony has been spotted. Sen. Barack Obama’s press office has issued a joint statement with the Clinton campaign. “I love him this […]