• by Lahdee

    While the White House moves on to other pressing matters such as Afghanistan, health care reform and the economy those wacky boys and girls of the right are probably scheming and plotting over the President’s Nobel Peace Prize. In the bowels of the republican community mind thoughts of humiliation and smear surely feaster. But who […]

  • by Lahdee

    A Dallas hardware store is looking for a greeter. You know the person who smiles when you enter a store and smiles when you leave. A great position for a smiler, but what about smirkers? Apparently one store feels a smirker would be just fine. Kyle Walters of Elliot’s Hardware thinks the former president would […]

  • by Lahdee

    The Dallas city council has received a proposal for a privately funded, publicly displayed sculpture. The artist Krisko thinks that the city could benefit from one of his custom works. He cited his “Hero Pretzel” as an example, “Sure it was controversial. Yes, the Secret Service felt an agent wrestling a doughy treat to the […]

  • by Lahdee

    In one of his last official acts in office President George W. Bush has declared Saturday to be ‘National Sanctity of my Ass’ day according to Dana Perino. The Press secretary giggled uncontrollably as she announced it to the White House Press. Helen Thomas pressed for details, but Perino couldn’t stop laughing despite numerous sips […]

  • by Lahdee

    I’m wearing black on January 19, 2009.  No, nobody died, its just the last full day of George W. Bush’s presidency.  I’ll be mourning the passing of his decidership into history.  Imagine, no more smirks, no more ‘hehs’, no more dejected looks as world leaders shun him and no more of my favorite, the bulge […]

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