• by Lahdee

    A guest post by lifelong Democrat Kyle Sanford.
    It was a defining moment in the 2008 race.  Without any provocation from anyone, John bared his soul and explained exactly why he is the way he is and, in the process, why he should never be president of the United States.
    He reminded us a few times that [...]

  • by Lahdee

    The republicans are wrestling with how to best portray their party in the presence of a hurricane headed directly towards the city that suffered the brunt of their incompetance. Perhaps they’ll shorten the convention to demonstrate that the events of the day are of sufficient gravity to Americans at risk that the party should suspend. [...]

  • by Lahdee

    The RNC has announced that Ronald Reagan will not be appearing at next month’s convention. Elvis is relieved.
    John McCain in Aspen, “Yes, Phil Gramm is here, but strictly as a friend. Is he still an asshole? Why yes, yes he is.”
    The search for a republican veep continues. Head of the search committee Ben Neumarker [...]

  • by Lahdee

    The RNC has announced a $10 Million cash shortfall in funding for it’s upcoming national convention. To help close the gap the Telecommunicating Association Companies of the United States (TACUS) has announced an effort to assist. “For the last 10 days of August we’ll be donating a portion of our profits to help with RNC’s [...]

  • by Lahdee

    In a effort to keep his campaign from becoming irrelevant John McCain has attacked Barack Obama for his position on winning. “He’s touring Hawaii now,” says McCain. “What’s that all about? After we return from our trip to the Northern Mariana Islands we’ll be outlining our policy of economics and winatude. ”
    “My friends, I have [...]

  • by Lahdee

    So far the only details are for the first day.
    Monday, September 1: 2:30 - 10:00 p.m. CDT
    2:30 - Rev. Hagee is seen on the floor. Attendees wink and nod.
    3:00 - Dick Cheney’s Secret Service detail is seen whisking by the service entrance and moving away to the remote parking.
    3:30 - Seniors are bussed in from [...]

  • by Lahdee

    As if we didn’t know if before, Joe Lieberman is really a republican. During an appearance on faux news he said that if asked by McCain he’ll address the RNC.
    “I want to help him. I’m not going to attack Obama. I am going to explain why I, as an independent democrat, support McCain, hoping that [...]

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