Got a call from my sister’s boy. He’s in prison.
Hi Aunt Lahdee, it’s George.
Oh hi George, how are things at Rivers Correctional?
Eh, ya know. Say aunt Lahdee, did I hear right, did Bob Novak hit some guy today and drive away?
Yes George, but he was caught.
Awesome.
Why’s that George?
Cause if he’s guilty he’ll come here.
Oh my.
It’s [...]

Robert Novak is a fool, and worse, and useful fool. Useful to the McCain campaign who took advantage of Novak to attract a little news coverage Monday from Barack Obama’s smashingly successful overseas trip. Now Mr. Novak feels used. This is the same man who stomped off of a CNN set in a churlish display [...]